Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran
Science fiction
Double feature
Doctor X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Och.
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
At the late-night Double feature
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carroll Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skill
“But when worlds collide“
Said George Pal to his bride
“I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills“
Like a...
Science fiction
Double feature
Doctor X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
At the late-night Double feature
Picture show
I wanna go
To the late-night Double feature
Picture show
By RKO
To the late-night Double feature
Picture show
In the back row
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
Here they came.
All the grandparents, parents, close friends...
Betty. You're so beautiful...
- Hey, Ralph. - Well, guess we really did it?
I don't think there's any doubt. You and Betty have been inseparable...
since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses.
To tell the truth, Brad, that was the only reason I showed up.
I'm gonna throw the bouquet. Hurry. Hurry.
Hey, Brad. Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.
Hey, everyone, this is it. Are you ready?
I gut it. I gut it.
Hey, big fella. Lacks like it could be your turn next?
Who knows?
So lung. See you, Brad.
Come on new, Belly.
Look at me, Betty...
- Bye, you two. - Goodbye, everyone.
- Bye, you guys. - Miss you.
- Take care. - Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!
Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!
Brad. Wasn't it wonderful?
Didn't Betty lack radiantly beautiful?
I can't believe it was an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe, and now...
New she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
Yes.
Yes, Janet.
- Ralph is a lucky guy. - Yes. Heh.
Everyone knows Betty is a wonderful little cook.
Yes. Heh.
Why, Ralph himself, he will be in line for a promotion in a year or two.
- Yes. - Hey, Janet?
Yes, Brad?
I've gut something to say.
I really lave them.
The skillful way...
that you beat the other girls ta the bride's bouquet.
On, heh.
Brad. Ha-ha-ha.
- The river was deep, but I swam it - Janet
- The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet
- Just please don't tell me to can it - Janet
I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you
- The mad was long, but I ran it - Janet
- There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet
- If there's one fool for you, then I am it - Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you
Aah!
Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or-
Shoot.
- Mediocre
J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
- It's nicer than Betty Munroe had - on, Brad
- Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - on, Brad
- That you met Mom and you know Dad - on, Brad
I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad for you too
on, Brad
Damn it.
I'm mad
Janet.
- For you - I love you too
- There's one thing left to do - There's one thing left to do
- And that's go see the man who began it - Janet
- When we met in his science exam it - Janet
- Made me give you the eye and then panic - Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you
Damn it, Janet
Brad, I'm mad
Damn it, Janet
- I love you - I love you
Yeah!
I would like, if! may...
ta take you an a strange journey.
Haw strange was it?
It seemed a fairly ordinary night...
when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss...
left Demon that late October evening...
ta visit the doctor, Everett Scott...
once tutor and now friend to both of them.
hubcap shaped objects floating in the sky...
Gash. That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.
They sure do take their lives in their hands, what, with the weather.
Yes, Janet. Life is pretty cheap ta that type.
What's the matter, darling?
We must've taken the wrong fork.
But, then, where'd that motorcyclist came from?
Well, we're just going to have to turn back.
What was that bang?
We must have a blow-nut. Damn it.
I knew I should've had that spare tire fixed.
Well, you stay here and keep warm.
I will go lack for help.
Where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.
Didn't we pass a castle back dawn the road a few miles?
Maybe they have a telephone I could use.
- I'm going with you. - No.
Darling, there is no sense in bath of us getting wet.
I'm coming with you.
Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman...
and you might never came back again.
In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night
Burning bright
There's a guiding star
No matter what
Or who you are
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light Light
In the darkness
Of everybody's life
The darkness must go
Down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow
Let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light Light
In the darkness
Of everybody's
life
And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet...
and that they had found the assistance that their plight required...
Or had they?
Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.
Just a moment, Janet.
They may have a telephone.
Came an.
Hello.
Hi.
My name is Brad Majors.
This is my... fiancée, Janet Weiss.
I was wandering if you might help us.
You see, our car brake dawn a few miles up the road.
Do you have a phone we might use?
You're wet.
Yes. It's raining.
Yes.
I think, perhaps, you'd better bath...
come inside.
You're tan kind. Heh.
Brad, I'm frightened.
What kind of place is this?
It's probably just some sort of...
hunting lodge for rich weirdoes. Heh.
This way.
Are you having a party?
You've arrived an a rather special night.
It's one of the master's affairs.
Haw lucky. Heh.
You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky.
We're all lucky.
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
- Not for very much longer BOTH: Aah!
- I've got to keep control - Aah!
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments
- When the blackness would hit me - Aah!
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
It really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's so dreamy
Fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
- And nothing can ever be the same - Jeez!
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again
Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think
When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink
It shook a me up It took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes
He stared at me And I felt a change
Time meant nothing Never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right
With your hands an your hips...
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
Bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
- Let's do the Time Warp again BOTH: Aah!
Say something.
Say...
do any of you guys know how to Madison?
Brad, please, let's get out of here.
Far God's sake, just keep a grip an yourself, Janet.
But it seems so unhealthy here.
- It's just a party, Janet. - I want to go.
Well, we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Well, then ask the butler or someone.
Give it a moment, Janet.
We don't want ta interfere with their celebrations.
This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
They're probably foreigners with ways different than our awn.
They may do some more folk dancing.
Brad.
Lack, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.
I'm here, there is nothing to worry about.
Aah!
How do you do? I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
- We're bath in a bit of a hurry. - Right.
So we'll just say where we are and then go back ta the car.
We don't wanna be any worry.
Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how about that?
Now, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
- I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
- Won't you stay for the night? - Night
- Or maybe a bite - Bite
I'd show you My favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
- I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite
Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual
Transylvania
So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with an tic!'-
Say it.
- Patton
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
Och.
Brad.
It's all right, Janet.
We'll play along for new and pull out the aces when the time is right.
This is no time for tricks, Brad.
Whoa!!
- Slowly. - Aah!
Slowly.
It's too nice a job to rush.
Hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.
And you are?
You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.
Same people would give their left arm for the privilege.
People like you, maybe?
I've seen it.
Came along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Shift it.
Is she-f? Um...
Frank, I mean, is she your wife?
The master is not yet married.
Nor do I think she ever will be.
We are simply her servants.
Magenta. Columbia.
Come, assist Riff Raff.
I'll entertain.
- Brad Majors. This is my fiancée, Janet Vice. - Weiss.
Weiss.
Haw nice.
What charming underclothes you both have.
But here, put these an.
They'll make you feel less vulnerable.
It's not often we receive visitors here.
Let alone offer them hospitality.
Hospitality?
All we wanted was to use your telephone. Damn it.
A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore.
Brad. Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Ungrateful.
Och.
Haw forceful you are, Brad.
Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant.
You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Yes, I am. Heh.
Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Certainly not.
Well.
How about you?
Everything is in readiness, master.
We merely await your ward.
Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists...
you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research.
And paradise is to be mine.
It was strange the way it happened.
Suddenly, you get a break.
And all the pieces seem to fit into place.
What a sucker you've been.
What a foal.
The answer was there all the time.
But it tank a small accident to make it happen.
An accident.
And that's haw I discovered the secret.
That elusive ingredient.
That spark that is the breath of life.
You see, you are fortunate.
Far tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined ta be barn.
Hoopla.
Hail.
Throw open the switches an the sonic oscillator.
Step up the reactor power input three more paints.
Och.
Aah!
Ha-ha-ha.
Brad.
It's all right, Janet.
Och.
Rocky.
The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Woe is me
My life is a misery, yeah
- Aah! - Get him dawn.
Can't you see?
I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
Yeah
I woke up this morning with a start
- When I got out of bed BACKUP: That ain't no crime
And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread
That ain't no crime
My high is low
I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know
I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
No
- That ain't no crime - No, no, no
No
Aah!
The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head
That ain't no crime
And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread
That ain't no crime
Woe is me
My life is a misery
And can't you see?
I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
- That ain't no crime - No, no, no
- Ain't no crime - No, no, no
- That ain't no crime - No, no, no
Well, really.
That's no way to behave an your first day out.
But since you're such an exceptional beauty...
I'm prepared to forgive you.
I just lave success.
- He is a credit to your genius, master. - Yes.
- A triumph of your will. - Yes. Heh.
He's okay.
Okay?
I think we can do better than that.
Brad. Janet.
What do you think of him?
Well...
I don't like men with tan many muscles. Heh.
I didn't make him for you.
He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
A weakling weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam
And with massage
And just a little bit of
Steam
He'll be pink
And quite clean
He'll be a strong man
But the wrong man
He'll eat nutritious High protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you
A man
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days
I can make you
A man
Eddie.
- Whoo! Came an. - Yeah!
Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed sharp and you felt all right
It don't seem the same since the cosmic light Came into my life
I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n' roll show
We climbed in the back seat Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love
Come on, baby
I'm really loving it
Come on
My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song With your arms around your girl
You tried to sing along It felt pretty good, yeah
Really had a good time, yeah
Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll
Aah!
Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll
Yeah Yeah
Love it
Give it, give it
Yeah Yeah
- Yeah - I really love that rock 'n' roll
Come on, baby
Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll
My fellow Transylvanians, Eddie has left the castle.
Don't be upset.
It was a mercy killing.
He had a certain naive charm but no muscle.
But a deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep
Make me
Shake
Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas
By the hand
In just seven days
I can make you a man
I don't want no dissension
Just a dynamic tension
- I'm a muscle fan - Ha-ha-ha.
In just seven days
I can make you
A man
Dig it if you can
In just seven days
I can make you a man
Brava.
Going dawn.
Ha-ha-ha.
Who is it? Who's there?
- It's only me, Janet. - Brad, darling, came in.
Brad.
Yes, my darling.
But... What if...?
It's all right, Janet.
Everything's going to be all right.
I hope so, my darling.
Heh.
- It's you. - I'm afraid so, Janet. But isn't it nice?
You... You monster.
What have you done with Brad?
Well, nothing.
Why, do you think I should?
You tricked me. I wouldn't have.
- I've never, never... - Yes. Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?
I really think you'd find it quite pleasurable.
Stop.
I mean...
on!
Brad. Brad.
Shh.
Brad's probably asleep by now.
Do you want him to see you like this?
Ha-ha-ha.
Like this, like haw?
This is your fault.
You're to blame.
I was saving myself.
I'm sure you're not spent...
yet.
Promise you won't tell Brad?
On my mother's grave.
Ga. Ha-ha-ha. Ga!
Brad, it's no good here. It will destroy us.
Don't worry, Janet.
We'll be well away from here in the morning.
Brad, you're so strung and protective.
What-f?
- Na. You. - I'm afraid so, Brad.
- But isn't it nice? - Why you-f?
Aah!
- What have you done with Janet? - Nothing.
Why, do you think I should?
- You tricked me. - Aah!
I wouldn't have.
I've never, never, never...
Yes, I know, Brad. But it isn't all bad, is it?
Nat even half bad.
I think you really quite enjoyed it.
So soft. So sensual.
Janet.
Shh.
Janet's probably asleep by now.
You wouldn't want her to see you...
- like this. - Aah!
Like this, like haw?
This is your fault.
You're to blame.
I thought this was the real thing.
Came an, Brad, admit it.
- You liked it. - No.
There's no crime in giving yourself aver to pleasure.
Brad, we've wasted so much time already.
Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.
Well...
you promise you won't tell?
Crass my heart and hope to die.
Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.
The new playmate is loose...
and somewhere in the castle ground.
Magenta has just released...
- the dogs. - Coming.
What's happening here?
Where's Brad?
Where's anybody?
Brad.
Brad, my darling..
Haw could I have done this to you?
If only we hadn't made this journey.
But you did.
If only our car hadn't broken down.
If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.
But you're not.
Two out of three ain't bad.
On, Brad. on.
What have they done with him?
Once in a while She don't wanna call you
Speaking on the telephone
And once in your life
She don't wanna know you
You look around
The one you've found She is gone
So, baby, don't cry
Like there's no tomorrow
After the night There's a brand-new day
And there'll be no pain
And no more sorrow
So wash your face
And phone my place
It'll be okay
And that's all the time
That it takes
For a heart to beat again
So give me a sign
That a lover makes
You look around
The one you've found
ls back again
And that's all the time
That it takes
For a heart to beat again
The sweeter the wine
The harder to make the break
You hear something about someone
You'd thought you'd known
I thought
I'd known
Brad. Brad.
Haw could you?
You're hurt. Did they do this to you?
Here.
I'll dress your wounds.
Came here.
Paar baby.
There.
- Tell us about it, Janet. - Tell us about it, Janet.
I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before
You mean she's a...?
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
- Is how to go - Aah!
I've tasted blood And I want more
- More, more, more - More, more, more
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
And if anything grows While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
Down, down, down
And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand,
I need action
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
- I wanna be dirty - Heh.
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Aah!
Aah! Heh.
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
- Ha-ha-ha. - Congratulations, Janet.
Creature of the night
Aah!
Mercy.
Haw did it happen?
I understand you were to be...
- watching. - I was only away for a minute, master.
Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.
Master, master.
We have a visitor.
Hey.
Scatty. Dr. Everett Scott.
You know this Earthling?
This person?
Dr. Scott happens to be an old friend of mine.
I see.
So this isn't simply a chance meeting.
You came here with a purpose.
I told you, my car brake dawn. I was telling the truth.
I know what you said, Brad.
But this Dr. Everett Scott is a name that is not unknown to me.
Dr. Scott is a science teacher at Denton High School.
Now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad?
Attached ta the bureau of investigation of which you call UFOs.
Isn't that right, Brad?
He may be.
- You... - Aah!
I don't know.
The intruder is entering the building, master.
He'll probably be in Zen roam.
- Shall we inquire of him in person? - Yeah.
Show him up.
Great Scott.
Frank-N-Furter.
We meet at last.
- Dr. Scott. - Brad?
- What are you doing here? - Don't play games, Dr. Scott.
You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.
It was part of your plan, was it not?
That he and his female should check the layout for you.
Well, unfortunately for you, your plans are to be changed.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.
I know Brad is.
I assure you, Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me.
You see, I came to find Eddie.
Eddie? I've seen him.
- Eddie? - He's...
What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
I happen to know a lat about many a great things.
You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.
Dr. Scott.
Janet. - Dr. Scott.
Janet. - Brad.
- Rocky. - Argh.
Janet? - Dr. Scott?
Janet. - Brad.
- Rocky. - Argh.
Janet? - Dr. Scott.
Janet. - Brad.
Rocky.
I made you.
And I can break you just as easily.
Master.
Dinner is prepared.
Excellent.
Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
Fund has always played a vital role in life's rituals.
The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man...
and now, this meal.
However informal it might appear...
Aah!
You can be sure that there was to be very little bon ami.
I hope it's not meatloaf again.
Sorry.
Just a little.
A toast ta absent friends.
- Ta absent friends. - Ta absent friends.
And to Rocky.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Rocky-
Shall we?
I came here to discuss Eddie.
Eddie?
That's a rather tender subject.
Another slice, anyone?
Excuse me.
I knew he was in with a bad crowd.
But it was worse than I imagined.
Aliens.
Dr. Scott?
Ga an, Dr. Scott.
Or should I say, Dr. Van Scott?
- Now, what exactly are you implying? - It's all right.
- But Dr. Scott... - That's all right, Brad.
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was a thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but pain
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted Was rock 'n' roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
He was a lowdown cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said He didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
And when he threatened your life
- With a switchblade knife - What a guy
- Makes you cry - And I did
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
"I said, " Hey, listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity“
But he locked the door And threw away the key
But he must have been drawn Into something
Making him warn me With a note which read
What's it say?
I'm out of my head
“Out of my head“
Hurry, or I may be dead
- They mustn't carry out their evil deeds - They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife
- Makes you cry - And I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife
- What a guy - Makes you cry
And I did
- What a guy - Makes you cry
And I did
- What a guy - Makes you cry
- And I did - When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife
Eddie.
Rocky, how could you?
I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it Did you hear a bell ring?
You gonna block?
Take my advice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce you
My feet.
- I can't move my feet. - My wheels.
I can't move my wheels.
- Ha-ha-ha. - It's as if we were...
- Glued to the spot. - You are.
So quake with fear, you tiny foals.
We're trapped.
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind game can be nice
You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine.
This sonic transducer...
it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory...
"physio-molecular transport device."
- You mean...? - Yes, Brad.
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time.
But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it.
A device capable of breaking dawn solid matter...
then projecting it through space.
Who knows? Perhaps even time itself.
You mean, she's gonna send us to another planet?
Planet-shmanet, Janet
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
You better wise up Build your thighs up
You better wise up
And then, she cries out:
Stop!
Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog
But you better not try and hurt her
Frank Furter
- Aah! - You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter
You're a hot dog
My Gad, I can't stand any more of this.
First, you spurn me for Eddie.
Then you throw him off like some old overcoat for Rocky.
You...
You chew people up, and you spit them out again.
I...
I loved you.
You hear me?
I loved you.
And what did it get me?
Yeah, I'll tell you.
A big nothing.
You're like a sponge.
You take, take, take.
You drain others of their love and emotion.
Well, I've had enough.
You're gonna have to choose between me...
and Rocky.
So named because of the racks in his head.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
And my children turn an me.
Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did.
Do you think it was a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?
I grow weary of this world.
When shall we return to Transylvania?
Magenta.
I'm indeed grateful to you and your brother, Riff Raff.
You bath served me well.
Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.
You will discover that when the mood takes me...
I can be quite generous.
I ask for nothing, master.
And you shall receive it in abundance.
Came.
We are ready for the flour show.
"NARRATOR". And so, just a few hours after announcing their engagement...
Brad and Janet...
had bath tasted...
forbidden fruit.
This in itself was proof...
that their host was a person of little morals...
and some persuasion.
What diabolical plan had seized Dr. Furter's crazed imagination?
What indeed?
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when she had the plan
To start working on a muscleman
Now the only thing that gives me hope
ls my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
ls an orgasmic rush of lust
Said rose tints my world And keeps me safe from my troubles and pain
Hey, yeah
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take this dream away
What's this?
Let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me?
Here it comes again
Yeah, yeah
I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Frankie's landed
Her lust is so sincere
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
Because I wanted to be dressed
Just the same
Give yourself over
To absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters
Of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares
Beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams
To treasure forever
Can't you just see it?
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
Don't dream it.
Be if
Be it.
Don't dream it
Be if
Don't dream it
We've gotta get out of this trap...
before this decadence saps our will.
I've gotta be strung...
and try to hang.
Or else my mind may well snap...
and my life will be lived...
far the thrill.
Aah!
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
God bless Lili St. Cyr
My, my, my My, my, my, my, my
MY, W, W, W, Whoa
I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart will thump And your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it till the life has gone
Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
Yeah
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart will thump And your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it till the life has gone
Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
Yeah
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart will thump And your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it till the life has gone
Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain
And pain
Frank-N-Furter
It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyles too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
Wait. I can explain.
Back.
On the day I went away
Goodbye
Was all I had to say
Now I
I want to come again and stay
"My, " IV
Smile and that means
I may
Because I've seen,
Blue skies through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
I'm going home
Everywhere it's been the same
Feeling
Like I'm outside in the rain
Wheeling
Free to try to find a game
Dealing
Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain
And I've seen,
Blue skies through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
I'm going home
I'm going
Home
Brava!
- Brava! - Brava!
Brava.
Haw sentimental.
And also presumptuous of you.
You see, when I said we were to return to Transylvania...
I referred only to Magenta and myself.
I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading...
but you see, you are to remain here. In spirit, anyway.
Great heaven. That's a laser.
Yes, Dr. Scott.
A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.
You mean, you're going to kill her? What's her crime?
You saw what became of Eddie. Society has ta be protected.
Exactly, Dr. Scott.
And new, Frank-N-Furter...
your time has come.
Say goodbye to all of this...
- And hello... - and hello to oblivion.
Na. Na.
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Rocky.
Goad Gad.
You've killed them.
But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
They didn't like me.
They never liked me.
You did right.
A decision had to be made.
Yes, well, you're okay by me.
- Dr. Scott. - Yes?
I'm sorry about your nephew.
Eddie? Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best.
You should leave new, Dr. Scott...
- while it is still possible. - Yes.
We're about to beam the entire castle...
back to the planet of Transsexual...
in the galaxy of Transylvania.
Go.
Now.
Our noble mission is almost completed, my mast beautiful sister.
And scan we shall return to the moan-drenched shares...
of our beloved planet.
Sweet Transsexual.
Land of night.
Ta sing and dance once more to your dark refrains.
Ta take that step ta the right.
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
And our world will do the Time Warp...
again.
I have done a lot
God knows I've tried
To find the truth
I've even lied
But all I know
ls down inside
I'm bleeding
And superheroes
Come to feast
To taste the flesh
Not yet deceased
And all I know
ls still the beast is feeding
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning
Let's do the Time Warp again
I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
“But when worlds collide“
Said George Pal to his bride
“I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills“
Like a
- Science fiction - Science fiction
- Double feature - Double feature
- Frank has built - Frank has built
- And lost a creature - And lost a creature
- Darkness conquers - Darkness conquers
- Brad and Janet - Brad and Janet
- The servant's gone to - The servant's gone to
- A distant planet - A distant planet
- To the late-night - To the late-night
- Double feature - Double feature
- Picture show - Picture show
- I wanna go - I wanna go
- To the late-night - To the late-night
- Double feature - Double feature
- Picture show - Picture show
Yeah.